On properly conducted experimentation...
Me: Happy people are bad at sex.
Me: THERE.
Me: I said it.
Bobby: EXACTLY
Bobby: Wait, hold on. I'm trying to think back now.
Me: I have, overall, had better sex with mildly fucked up/depressed/weird girls.
Me: It's a fact of life.
Bobby: Yeah, you're right.
Me: At least as far as my survey sample goes.
Me: I will happily look at other data.
Bobby: hahah
Me: I am open to further experimentation, as well.
Bobby: Sure.
Me: This is far from over.
Me: But, thus far, it's not looking good for the happy ones.
Bobby: Yeah, but like we said, y'know... obviously we'll experiment more.
Me: Right.
Me: I don't want an inaccurate result.
Me: There's enough bad science out there. Misinformation. I don't want to contribute to that.
Bobby: Yeah, no, totally.
Nov 27th