Testing the comfortability of modern man...
Me: Maaaaaaannnn... I think Petco did this on purpose. My bicycle carrier for Dagger came in the mail... IN PINK.
Me: OKAY, I GET IT. I HAVE A GIRLY DOG.
Me: LET IT GO, UNIVERSE.
Tito: AHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Tito: YES!
Me: Everyone's response so far "So what? I thought you liked pink."
Me: I'm probably never going to date again in my life, Tito.
Me: Just, you know, FYI.
Tito: hahahahaha.
Tito: if i try and set you up w/ any of my friends, i'll be sure to leave that part out
Me: When you get married, "Uncle Anthony" is going to come over every year for Thanksgiving.
Me: With his old, senile, mean-tempered dog that your children hate.
Jun 17th