Yeah, Apparently...

2009

December 50
November 77
October 77
September 100
August 113
July 106
June 227
May 151
April 45
March 28
February 52
January 51

2008

December 33
November 33
October 45
September 45
August 46
July 43
June 39
May 11
April 7
March 2
February
January 2

2007

December 1
November 1
October 1
September 11
August 17
July 26
June 50
May 9
April 44
March 150
February
January

2006

December
November 1
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

Oldest Trick in the Book...

Michelle: COME TO THE OFFICE
Michelle: I HAVE CUPCAKES
Me: ...
Me: Is this a trap?
Aug 31st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-30)
Aug 31st
rebeccalando: Humphrey on today’s Ultra Kawaii shoot with...
Aug 31st
8½ (Production) When shooting began on 9 May 1962, Eugene...
Aug 30th

The Sad Truth

Me: I have to become better at grocery shopping.
Rachel: Ooooh! Let me take you!
Rachel: That's one of the classes i want to offer.
Rachel: You get a practice one.
Me: We should just have a web series where you show me basic adult skills and I act like a monkey being shown fucking magic tricks.
Aug 28th
I’ve spent about 15 years trying to figure out whether...
Aug 28th
dreamsincolor:flickflickflicker : mikerapin :...
Aug 28th
“I don’t believe in total freedom for the artist. Left on his...”
— Fellini (via...
Aug 28th
(via poing)
Aug 28th
“Lovers go through three stages in getting to really know one...”
— David Foster Wallace,...
Aug 28th
(via papertissue)
Aug 27th
Top 5 Game Franchises that Need To Go...
Aug 27th
If you haven’t read The Boy Detective Fails, I will...
Aug 27th
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DEANO! God this song rules. (video via kfan)
Aug 27th
rebeccalando: yeahapparently: (smooth:kahn77:NCOTB) ...
Aug 27th
Video Comment Errors?
Aug 27th
(smooth:kahn77:NCOTB)
Aug 27th
051 – Good Help is Hard to Find
Aug 27th
Interview: Hemisphere Games
Aug 27th
Good Help is Hard to Find
Aug 27th

Guys, this is serious:

Bobby Miller and I were just talking and we seriously need to play some laser tag.  Google only...
Aug 27th
Warch Watch
Hey, look, I’m on Decor it Yourself this week!  If you know me, this is super hilarious - I...
Aug 26th
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nickdouglas: Rachel Maddow spends ten minutes explaining who exactly is running all the mobs...
Aug 26th

Getting Real.

Eddie: With success comes responsibility.
Eddie: Sorry, cuz
Me: The only way I'll accept responsibility is through a dead uncle and super powers.
Eddie: I'd do it for $50.
Me: Kill my uncle?
Eddie: Well, I was going to say I'd accept responsibility for $50.
Eddie: But I'd kill your uncle for it too.
Me: I know you would, old friend. Thanks.
Aug 26th
Dude, is there anyone alive that makes being a nerd look...
Aug 26th
Dear Girl Walking Around Wearing These, Please send your...
Aug 26th
nickdouglas: via chowbok I feel just as strongly about...
Aug 25th
KFC to McDonald's: Fuck Your McGriddle, We...
Aug 25th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-23)
Aug 24th
Listen Listen
I am going to Los Angeles to build a screenplay about lovers who murder each other. I am going to...
Aug 24th
Berkley Illustrations
Aug 24th
Warch Watch
Tarantino’s Top 20 Movies Since 1992 (via WOODDDDDDDYAMOVIES2) You guys, Battle Royale is so...
Aug 23rd
Dude, this dinner party is for real.
Aug 23rd
(via down2fuck)
Aug 22nd
stevencloud: Via Mathiole
Aug 22nd
smooth: Ratchet’s Hulk Collection (via ultimok)
Aug 22nd
This morning I had to decide whether to be true to my family...
Aug 22nd

I can't get anyone in on this.

Me: Justin Johnson!
Me: PARKOUR CLASSES!
Me: PAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRKKKKKKKOUR!
Me: Let's do it!
Justin Johnson: haha
Justin Johnson: you seem very into this
Me: dude, can you imagine flipping around this city like a giant playground?
Me: If so, PARKOUR might be right for you!
Me: Consult your doctor about PARKOUR.
Me: ...
Me: That's basically my pitch.
Justin Johnson: Justin Johnson went idle
Me: FUUUUUUUCK.
Aug 21st
“ASSISTANT: Marisa, I have Tacos for you. MARISA: Thanks,...”
— -Marisa Has a Conference Call...
Aug 21st

hello from Denver Airport

(via kari-shma) Watch out for aliens and feelings of intense nausea.
Aug 21st
dreamsincolor: I love this photoshoot so much. <3 ...
Aug 21st
“If The Internet Named Movies” by CH Staff on...
Aug 21st
(smooth:dunny)
Aug 21st
(smooth)
Aug 21st

Thoughts for this week (Issue 3)

Guys, this is my dad.  He’s on Tumblr. MY DAD IS ON TUMBLR. virtualanarchy: Thoughts for...
Aug 21st
(smooth:mrshine)
Aug 21st
(via lovegifs)
Aug 21st
dreamsincolor: bohemea: The sign over the entryway at The...
Aug 21st
(dreamsincolor: mutations : synecdoche :...
Aug 21st
booktumbling: librarianpirate: SERIOUS Barbara Gordon...
Aug 21st
(booktumbling:pleasedo:loveliketruth: iamblessed)
Aug 21st
(via lovegifs)
Aug 20th

I don't think he's interested.

Me: http://www.nyparkour.com. $20 a class.
Me: I'm not even kidding.
Me: That's SO WORTH IT.
Me: $15 to pre-register?!
Me: SPECIAL GROUP RATES?
Me: Fuck you if you think we aren't doing this.
Bobby Miller: Away Message: Away
Me: DON'T YOU CHANGE YOUR STATUS ON ME, ASSHOLE.
Me: I AM TALKING ABOUT PARKOUR.
Aug 20th
rebeccalando: SNEAK PREVIEW. Aw damn.  It’s so on.
Aug 20th
(via papertissue)
Aug 20th
rosiesiman: REBOOT THE UNVIERSE!! Street Art of the...
Aug 20th
Fucked in Park Slope - Embrace the Hate. -...
Aug 20th
I took a Cloud Swing class last night.  This move was...
Aug 20th
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The Star Trek and Dark Knight bits that run back to back starting at 0:34 make this the greatest...
Aug 20th
Cellular Mitosis (That's Science)
Aug 20th
(bohemea:intweetion:likeahobbitinthespace)
Aug 20th
superdoofus-stratodrive: bearded gentlemen will always know...
Aug 20th
050 – Cellular Mitosis (That’s Science)
Aug 20th
Dude, there is no greater source of comedy than an...
Aug 18th
“You can get a perfectly edible and pretty-looking cookie or...”
— REBECCA. Uhm… instant...
Aug 17th
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Inglourious Plummers Trailer (via gamervision)
Aug 16th
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Please Say Something, by David O’Reilly.  Such a beautiful cartoon. (via Vimeo)
Aug 14th
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tinycartridge: Skateboard Dinosaur flipnote animation by Nintendo. As impressed as I was with...
Aug 13th
This Week on Bytejacker: Dressing Like...
Aug 13th
rebeccalando: Puppies = terrible captains. REBLOGGED BEFORE...
Aug 13th
I’ve always wanted to have something like this or a...
Aug 13th
049 – Dressing Like Grownups
Aug 13th
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thedailywhat: Sexiest Instrument of Day: Calvin Harris promotes his new single, Ready For The...
Aug 12th
daisymay: The Metro in Washington is crazy! Washington DC. ...
Aug 12th
bobbymiller: My Webby Award came in today.  It came in a...
Aug 12th
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MY WIFE! MY FAMILY! (via BananasMelonas, thanks Ryan!)
Aug 12th
PAX 10 SPECIAL: Liight (Exclusive footage /...
Aug 12th
I <3 Corinne.
Aug 12th
sexismandthecity: via ares.explainthisimage.com
Aug 12th
nickdouglas: Pervvy Wanker, via Micah
Aug 11th

WHAT AN AMAZING DAY !!!

kari-shma: Today, I visited the tumblr office headquarters and met some of the nicest people...
Aug 11th
In Which Boy Meets World Changes Our...
Aug 11th
PAX 10: Fieldrunners
Aug 11th
(via papertissue)
Aug 11th
So, yeah...
Aug 10th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-9)
Aug 10th
(thedailywhat:via)
Aug 10th
We're all light.
Aug 8th
PAX 10: Trino
Aug 7th
(via papertissue)
Aug 7th
Warch Watch
pachelbel rant with spanish subtitles (via MarisaBailando)
Aug 7th
Rock Paper Cynic
Aug 7th
048 – Classin’ Up the Joint
Aug 7th
PAX 10: What is Bothering Carl?
Aug 7th
mdfsmash: yeahapparently: Look at me, talking on the...
Aug 7th
ryandestroys: I couldn’t resist. I enjoy the subtle Haruki...
Aug 7th
Look at me, talking on the world’s largest gaming site...
Aug 7th
048 – Classin’ Up the Joint
Aug 6th
I’M ON A BOAT! : Halolz
Aug 6th
(thedailywhat:via)
Aug 4th
mdfsmash: eMarketer: 188M Online Video Viewers in 2013 ...
Aug 4th
PAX 10: Machinarium
Aug 4th
The Rocketeer, NES - 1991 (via pixelstyle)
Aug 3rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-8-2)
Aug 3rd

Should I dress up for Comic Con?

daisymay: And is there someone who just wears cutoffs and tanks that I could be. Cause that’s all I...
Aug 2nd
“If you are careful, if you use good ingredients, and you...”
— John Irving, “The World...
Aug 2nd
“If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books,...”
— John Waters, dispensing...
Aug 2nd
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Kula Shaker - Drink Tea (for the Love of God!) (2007) (via withouthope) Saw this and immediately...
Aug 1st
(via justin) OMFG.
Aug 1st
My new show is on the front page of YouTube today!  How...
Aug 1st
(playnice:icanread:misfittoys) CHEER UP!
Aug 1st
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Jill and Kevin’s Divorce Dance (via sexismandthecity)
Aug 1st