On Loving Yeezy...
Bobby: im trying to find a video of this kanye thing
Bobby: he apparently "acted a fool" at the vmas
Bobby: and i have no cable bitches
Me: OH SHIT.
Me: NOT YEEZY.
Bobby: i know
Me: He would never!
Bobby: shits blowing up on twitter
Bobby: HOW HES AN ASSHOLE
Bobby: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WoOrNcL3AE
Me: (watches video)
Me: WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Me: I AM FUCKING CRACKING UP OVER HERE.
Bobby: haha
Bobby: its so horrible i know
Bobby: but i cant help it
Bobby: i just love it
Bobby: she looks so lost afterwards
Bobby: god im a horrible person hahah
Bobby: its just funny
Bobby: im SORRY!
Me: I love the look on her face-- she just didn't know how to handle it.
Me: Just, like, "But-- but-- I won..."
Me: WELL FUCK YOU, LADY.
Me: YEEZY THINKS YOU SUCK.
Bobby: did she actually get to finish i wonder?
Me: I do not care.
Me: Guess what, America?
Me: I love Kanye even more now.
Bobby: THANK YOU CARBONI
Me: I hope Mr. Hudson came out right afterwards and ripped the award out of her hand.
Bobby: haha
Bobby: i just keep watching it
Bobby: i love it so much
Me: I haven't seen the Taylor Swift video or the Beyonce video, Bobby, but I'll tell you this:
Me: I'm pretty sure the Beyonce video is better.
Sep 14th
On needing adulation:
Bobby: I want an exclusive first interview, post yacht
Me: I dunno, Bobby - so many people want a piece of this.
Me: Lester Bangs called.
Me: Edward R Murrow.
Me: Lois Lane
Me: Uhmmm...
Me: Quaker Oats.
Me: Peanut Butter.
Me: ...
Me: I'm lying. Those are all either dead people, fictional characters, or objects that I see in front of me.
Me: I'm sorry I lied.
Bobby: ...WTF, dude?
Bobby: WTF
Sep 11th
On Arkham Asylum
Rachel: I really like how the game never refers to "you," only "Batman-" just to make it clear, that you are, in fact, NOT Batman.
Rachel: Nor could you ever be.
Me: Right.
Me: But I think after some classes, maybe I could.
Me: I could be Batman.
Rachel: You wish.
Rachel: No offense.
Rachel: But you wish.
Me: Probably, though. I am very agile.
Me: And I have keen senses of observation.
Me: Also, my parents were killed by the Joker.
Rachel: Hahaha.
Sep 2nd